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Sucking Since '89 Swim Trunks

Sucking Since '89 Swim Trunks

Regular price $50.00 USD
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Alias: Sucking Since '89

Inspired by classic rock band tees, I started with the slogan "Sucking Since '89" and started drawing things you suck on. Some of them are literal and other illustrations represent other things. It's cute, funny, and can be as dirty as you want it to be.

Product Details

  • Material: Recycled Polyester Spandex
  • 4-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
  • Elastic waistband with drawcord
  • Anti-chafe mesh liner
  • Mesh side pockets
  • Small internal pocket for valuables
  • Tear away care label
  • UPF 50+
  • Printed, cut, and handmade

Size & Fit

  • Regular fit
  • Measurements vary, +/- 0.5" per size
  • Model is 5'10" wearing size Small
  • See Size Chart

Material & Care

  • Wash trunks thoroughly after each use
  • DO NOT wring dry
  • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
  • Wash with similar colors
  • Fabric composition: (may vary by 5%) 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
  • Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
  • Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 5.13 oz/yd² (174 g/m²)
  • Imported

Note:

Since the Sucking Since '89 design has a white background, the swim trunks could become transparent once wet. ;) 

Shipping

Getting your order to you safely in a timely manner is important to us. Since items are not produced until they are ordered, it typically takes 7 to 12 business days for your order to be delivered to your door. You will receive an email with your tracking information once your order has shipped.

Shipping Inside the United States

FREE Shipping: 7 to 10 business day delivery + 3 to 5 days to produce, Tracking Included

Premium: 4 to 7 business day delivery + 3 to 5 days to produce, Real-Time Tracking included, DHL or FedEx typically - $7.99

Express: 3 to 5 business day delivery + 3 to 5 days to produce, International, Real-Time Tracking included, DHL or FedEx typically - $9.99

International Shipping Options

FREE Shipping: 4 to 7 business day delivery + 3 to 5 days to produce, International, Real-Time Tracking included, DHL or FedEx typically* 

Express: 3 to 5 business day delivery + 3 to 5 days to produce, International, Real-Time Tracking included, DHL or FedEx typically - $9.99 

We have currently expanded our ability to ship to more places! Unfortunately, some products are only available to ship to the following countries/regions:

  • Australia
  • Austria
  • Belgium
  • Canada
  • Cyprus
  • Czech Republic
  • Denmark
  • Finland 
  • France
  • Germany
  • Greece
  • Hong Kong
  • Hungary
  • Ireland
  • Italy
  • Japan
  • Latvia
  • Luxembourg
  • Malaysia
  • Macau
  • Mexico
  • Netherlands
  • New Zealand
  • Norway
  • Poland
  • Portugal
  • Singapore
  • South Korea
  • Slovakia
  • Slovenia
  • Spain
  • Sweden
  • Switzerland
  • Taiwan
  • United Kingdom
  • United States

Return Policy

Due to the nature of our products, we can not exchange items, accept returns, or issue refunds. If your items were damaged en route or there was a printing error on your product(s), please contact info@aliasunknown.com. We offer a 100% print guarantee and will get that fixed right away.
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Free shipping on any order

  • No, you didn't misread that.

    We offer free shipping on all orders because who doesn't love free shipping?

  • 100% Guarantee

    If you are unsatisified with your item, we will ship you an item to your satifaction.

Made to Order

Printed, cut, and sewn by hand just for you! Using sustainable materials and custom hand drawn designs, these items are just as rare as you are.

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