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Sucking Since '89 Hoodie

Sucking Since '89 Hoodie

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Alias: Sucking Since '89

Sucking isn't always such a bad thing. Everyone's a sucker at some point in their life and some of us are even good at it so I thought, "Why not embrace it?". 

Inspired by classic rock band tees, I started with the slogan "Sucking Since '89" and started drawing things you suck on. Some of them are literal and other illustrations represent other things. It's cute, funny, and can be as dirty as you want it to be.

Product Details

You'll fall in love with hoodies all over again with our carefully crafted Hoodie. Made of premium, wear-resistant fabric, this hoodie defines comfort and casual style.

  • Material: Polyester Spandex
  • Smooth, comfortable fabric
  • Adjustable drawstring hood
  • Drawstring metal accents
  • Kangaroo pocket

Size & Fit

  • Oversized fit
  • Moderate stretch
  • Hits at the hip
  • See size charts for additional measurements
  • Model is 6'2" wearing size Large
  • Model's chest size is 38"
  • Model's sleeve length is 34"

Material & Care

  • 95% Polyester 5% Spandex
  • 7.60 oz/yd² (260g/m²)
  • Machine wash cold inside out
  • Tumble dry low
  • Imported

Sustainability & Certifications

  • Ethically sourced materials
  • OEKO TEX STANDARD 100 certified materials
  • OEKO TEX ECO PASSPORT certified inks
  • Printed, cut, and handmade by Kin Custom in Quanzhou, China
  • SMETA certified audit (fair trade and employment practices)
  • 100% recycled packaging

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      FREE Shipping: 7 to 10 business day delivery + 3 to 5 days to produce, Tracking Included

      Premium: 4 to 7 business day delivery + 3 to 5 days to produce, Real-Time Tracking included, DHL or FedEx typically - $7.99

      Express: 3 to 5 business day delivery + 3 to 5 days to produce, International, Real-Time Tracking included, DHL or FedEx typically - $9.99

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      Express: 3 to 5 business day delivery + 3 to 5 days to produce, International, Real-Time Tracking included, DHL or FedEx typically - $9.99 

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      Return Policy

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      Made to Order

      Printed, cut, and sewn by hand just for you! Using sustainable materials and custom hand drawn designs, these items are just as rare as you are.

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